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A Goldfish on a Mission

Oct 22 '14

Michael Phelps caught cheating in Olympics; medals revoked

unclefather:

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

Sources say he stapled fish to his wrists and ankles to help him swim faster.

i’m shocked

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Oct 22 '14
viviere:

I used to have some really nice bettas…but I have no luck with them in the end. The royal blue submarines in the photo were from my own spawn. A king female, and some hmpk ladies. They ended up catching a disease or infection that took all of them. Or my water conditions just arent good.. fish tb? columnaris? For some reason, other species were fine for the most part… just the bettas..even in the other tanks.  after everyone died, I quit keeping them for a short while and right now I have 3 females that are doing fine. 

viviere:

I used to have some really nice bettas…but I have no luck with them in the end. The royal blue submarines in the photo were from my own spawn. A king female, and some hmpk ladies. They ended up catching a disease or infection that took all of them. Or my water conditions just arent good.. fish tb? columnaris? For some reason, other species were fine for the most part… just the bettas..even in the other tanks.  after everyone died, I quit keeping them for a short while and right now I have 3 females that are doing fine. 

13 notes (via betta-lovin & viviere)Tags: uwah sad to hear about them passing :( fuck columnaris if thats the case

Oct 22 '14

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Oct 22 '14
  • me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
  • me: *throws shade 24/7*
  • me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
  • me: *is overdramatic*
  • me: *is a major asshole*
  • me: *complains about everything*

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Oct 22 '14

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Oct 22 '14

shampoo:

i’d push him down a flight of stairs for $20 lmao

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Oct 20 '14

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Oct 20 '14

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Oct 20 '14

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Oct 20 '14

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Oct 19 '14

My… fate…

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Oct 19 '14

egalitarians-do-it-better:

notforthetoweringdead:

"If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists"

*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time

So you’re basically reinforcing the idea that females are overemotional and easily succumb to what society wants instead of doing what’s in their best interest. Ladies who live in first-world countries have every opportunity to become a scientist as long as they have the proper funding for their college education. If they’d rather major in women’s studies as opposed to a scientific or mathematical major, that’s their choice.

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Oct 19 '14

bitter-notbetter:

we tried Halloween photos but he just wanted to eat the pumpkin!

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Oct 19 '14

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Oct 19 '14

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