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A Goldfish on a Mission

Apr 16 '14
  • My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

246,168 notes (via hi & foodnun)

Apr 16 '14

dannyfenton:

I’M ASKING YOU TO READ THESE PROFILES 

240 notes (via neopuff & dannyfenton)

Apr 16 '14

vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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254,521 notes (via milesjai & vanehwasreal)

Apr 16 '14

itsvondell:

direhuman:

itsvondell:

oh!! oh… !

HOLY SHIT

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SOMEONE ACTUALLY BOUGHT IT

oh my god…

17,891 notes (via drmatt73 & itsvondell)

Apr 16 '14
fishmostly:

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

glub glub motherfucker

fishmostly:

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

glub glub motherfucker

138 notes (via fishmostly & zazzle-poetry)

Apr 16 '14

(Source: nollag)

80,231 notes (via billdecipher & nollag)

Apr 16 '14
reyairia:

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

wow what’s this a cartoon that accurately depicts the bull going after the movement and not the color that’s gr8

reyairia:

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

wow what’s this a cartoon that accurately depicts the bull going after the movement and not the color that’s gr8

68,540 notes (via awkward0w1 & tojothethief)

Apr 16 '14
holoska:

good

holoska:

good

13,205 notes (via mechanicalelf & holoska)

Apr 16 '14
durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor)

114,232 notes (via pseudopotence & theothermayor)

Apr 16 '14

nicklugo:

cieply:

FUCKING GIRLS !! FUCKING GIRLS IN THE PUSSY!!!!!! MAKING THEM SQUIRT EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!

FUUUUUU

SIONNNN

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

118 notes (via nicklugo & cieply)

Apr 16 '14
kittenpantsu:

coalgirls:


indeed i can’t wait


Aaaaaaaaah

kittenpantsu:

coalgirls:

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indeed i can’t wait

Aaaaaaaaah

6,300 notes (via kittenpantsu & coalgirls)

Apr 16 '14

(Source: gitarooman)

12 notes (via shan-aniki & gitarooman)

Apr 16 '14

fiscal-clit:

but first, let me take a xanax 

4,336 notes (via shan-aniki & fiscal-clit)

Apr 16 '14
There is nothing embarrassing about sucking a little dick to get what you want
— Arin Hanson (via pearljammin)

166 notes (via mechanicalelf & pearljammin)

Apr 16 '14

thebluezebra:

offendedguy:

video game characters arent fuckin attractive

THEN EXPLAIN THIS

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(Source: queerhound)

89,734 notes (via pseudopotence & queerhound)