current mood: luigi looking fresh to death
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This 30-second video of Nicki Minaj explaining what “beez in the trap” means is the most important and wonderful thing I’ve seen today.
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If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?
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are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly
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To each and every fish owner who actually cares about the well being of your pets instead of shoving them in a jar and putting them on display.
I LOVE YOU
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